Monday, 22 March 2010

My new special power

Last week, buses and trams consistently failed to see me. Slamming their doors and pulling away just as I was about to step inside, or simply sailing past me as I waited at the stop. Repeatedly.

I can't help wondering if this is a natural progression, a symptom of how things are going, in general, between me and the cosmos. I have been a magnet for catastrophe and failure of late: I imagine them creating a kind of signal-scrambling haze around me, the more they accumulate. Possibly I am actually becoming invisible.

If you happen to spot me on the street, please let me know.


bird said...

And coming from someone beautiful enough to stop traffic! It's unbelievable really!

dell said...

I saw you, you pretty thing.

Also Hi-Vis accessories and many patterns should help.